SITUATION
Gilad Shalit was captured on June 26th, 2006, in an ambush by Palestinian militants. His kidnappers entered Israeli territory through an underground tunnel near the Kerem Shalom crossing (in
Saturday, November 6, 2010
GILAD SHALIT-ISRAELI SOLDIER HELD AT CAPTIVITY
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Roast of Joan Rivers- Gilbert Gottfried
You know, there's been a lot of speculation tonight about Joan Rivers' vagina--how old is it? How dry is it? How many men died during its construction? Well, good people, I have had sex with Joan Rivers. And I can tell you from experience that her much-maligned vagina is in fact a glorious thing of unparalleled beauty.
It was early in my career. I walked into a green room. Who do I see? The great Joan Rivers. At this point in my life, I'd already had sexual congress with dozens of Joan Rivers impersonators, and most were total gentlemen, like Mr. Mario Cantone.
But Joan was an animal. She quickly disrobed. Her ashy, yellow, veiny skin was cold and smooth to the touch like a dead komodo dragon, which made my young comic's custard cannon rock hard. She spread her legs and I was immediately blinded by a flurry of bats. When the bats had cleared, I saw it-- the fabled Joan Rivers vagina. It was magnificent, a gleaming pink flower, glistening with morning dew. It filled the room with sunshine and rainbows. A unicorn looked out of it, winking as if to beckon me inside. "Take me," Joan hissed, "fill me with your seed so that I may live another century."
She climbed atop of two cases of Rolling Rock and began thrusting her heavenly loins upon my young comic's goo bazooka. I shouted, "take it all mein Bobby" then she exploded, sending a hot rush of love slime sloshing to the floor where it burned a hole into the sewer below. Spent, I fell backwards tumbling into the furiously masturbating Tom Arnold, only to watch the great Joan Rivers slither away into the open drain pipe.
I'll never forget that sight, because I haven't been able to open my eyes since.
~Gilbert Gottfried
It was early in my career. I walked into a green room. Who do I see? The great Joan Rivers. At this point in my life, I'd already had sexual congress with dozens of Joan Rivers impersonators, and most were total gentlemen, like Mr. Mario Cantone.
But Joan was an animal. She quickly disrobed. Her ashy, yellow, veiny skin was cold and smooth to the touch like a dead komodo dragon, which made my young comic's custard cannon rock hard. She spread her legs and I was immediately blinded by a flurry of bats. When the bats had cleared, I saw it-- the fabled Joan Rivers vagina. It was magnificent, a gleaming pink flower, glistening with morning dew. It filled the room with sunshine and rainbows. A unicorn looked out of it, winking as if to beckon me inside. "Take me," Joan hissed, "fill me with your seed so that I may live another century."
She climbed atop of two cases of Rolling Rock and began thrusting her heavenly loins upon my young comic's goo bazooka. I shouted, "take it all mein Bobby" then she exploded, sending a hot rush of love slime sloshing to the floor where it burned a hole into the sewer below. Spent, I fell backwards tumbling into the furiously masturbating Tom Arnold, only to watch the great Joan Rivers slither away into the open drain pipe.
I'll never forget that sight, because I haven't been able to open my eyes since.
~Gilbert Gottfried
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Disney Subliminal Messages
Whoever thought was innocent was SOOOO wrong! Besides Disney having it's racist moments, it also has it's subliminal messages. Go ahead. Take a look. I dare you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4piZV5wPrw
On the balcony scene when Aladdin is attacked by the tiger Rajah, Aladdin quietly says "Come on... good kitty, take off and go..." and the word "kitty" is overlapped by another, unidentifiable sound, possibly Rajah's snarl. Some people reported hearing "Good teenagers, take off your clothes." Now the thing is, if you hear clearly, you hear a second man's voice and it sounds something like "take off your clothes". Where would that second voice be coming from? Aladdin is the only present male in the scene besides Rajah, who I may remind is a tiger.
In The Little Mermaid, when Vanessa is marrying prince Eric, the priest seems that out of nowhere he gets an erection. It's then seen in another angle that it's his kness bent that make it look like a boner. First of all, why the hell out of nowhere is he gonna decide to bend his knee?! His knees should have already BEEN bent while he was standing on the throne! And you know what else is funny? On the cover of this same movie, a phallus is clearly seen and Disney claims that the artist who drew the cover "was in a hurry to finish the drawing the prior night so that was accidently drawn there. All I have to say is if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it must be a damn duck!!!!
...ND MORE TAH COME!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4piZV5wPrw
On the balcony scene when Aladdin is attacked by the tiger Rajah, Aladdin quietly says "Come on... good kitty, take off and go..." and the word "kitty" is overlapped by another, unidentifiable sound, possibly Rajah's snarl. Some people reported hearing "Good teenagers, take off your clothes." Now the thing is, if you hear clearly, you hear a second man's voice and it sounds something like "take off your clothes". Where would that second voice be coming from? Aladdin is the only present male in the scene besides Rajah, who I may remind is a tiger.
In The Little Mermaid, when Vanessa is marrying prince Eric, the priest seems that out of nowhere he gets an erection. It's then seen in another angle that it's his kness bent that make it look like a boner. First of all, why the hell out of nowhere is he gonna decide to bend his knee?! His knees should have already BEEN bent while he was standing on the throne! And you know what else is funny? On the cover of this same movie, a phallus is clearly seen and Disney claims that the artist who drew the cover "was in a hurry to finish the drawing the prior night so that was accidently drawn there. All I have to say is if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it must be a damn duck!!!!
...ND MORE TAH COME!!!
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Ripple Effect
1) Why are bloggers viewed as opinion shapers?
Because they connect with the right blogs , & small businesses can spread word about the products being sold & like that, more people
come & check out the products & that way, people come & buy more things & sales increase dramatically.
2) How do entrepreneurs find the right bloggers to help their businesses?
One way is to use the blogosphere as a marketing tool is to identify blogs read by members of its target market.
Another way is to find common websites where to post your blog.
Another way for small-business owners to get noticed is to contribute to the conversation on relevant blogs.
- I do not rely on word-of-mouth from friends because they could either mix up the original price of an item with a price they think it costs. Or they can simply lie about the price or the item in order for them to get the item before me. Instead I browse through the net in blogs to see advertising items I want & I compare the prices. I think the web sites that are helpful are the ones advoced in the newspaper, like Technorati.com & BlogSearch.Google.com.
Because they connect with the right blogs , & small businesses can spread word about the products being sold & like that, more people
come & check out the products & that way, people come & buy more things & sales increase dramatically.
2) How do entrepreneurs find the right bloggers to help their businesses?
One way is to use the blogosphere as a marketing tool is to identify blogs read by members of its target market.
Another way is to find common websites where to post your blog.
Another way for small-business owners to get noticed is to contribute to the conversation on relevant blogs.
- I do not rely on word-of-mouth from friends because they could either mix up the original price of an item with a price they think it costs. Or they can simply lie about the price or the item in order for them to get the item before me. Instead I browse through the net in blogs to see advertising items I want & I compare the prices. I think the web sites that are helpful are the ones advoced in the newspaper, like Technorati.com & BlogSearch.Google.com.
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